Well then.

Still need that logo peoples! And a theme song! So get on it!
Tell your friends (don't tell them demand that they read my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) about my blog! Read it! !! !!!! 1one!
Uhmm....... Happy/merry chistmaz! I plan on making it to 2012 unlike some people! So if you do too.... Don't be stupid join me and don't die....
Good luck.... sharpies.


S to the torey.

WHAAA!

Okay I have had a stroke... Of the genius kind! Okay, so instead of my band name being 'The Attractive People" It will be called.... "The Storey"! It still has "The" and an added bonus, My name! But I'm thinking, when our name is spelled out like if someone's like "Hey dood, have you herd of ___ _______?" on like piece of paper, then they also have to write "We are attractive. Don't let the name fool you..." So yeah. But maybe not.... I don't know. Also, does anyone know if there's a band called "The The"? If so, let me know so I can steal it!!!

Duh udh uhd duh hud@!

FOLLOW ME!

Hey you! Get more people to read my blog. It doesn't matter if you know them or not. Just walk up to someone on the street and tell them to read my blog!! So once again, Merry kirsmix!

Wuht?

Okay hang on.... did I already post something today?
Yeah, I think I did. Well anyway, ummm....... Happy hunting!

Hmm...

Okay, I have made a list of stupid things and a list of awesome things.... now what?

Hmm.... Oh, idea! Here is my Chistmaz list (In no specific order).

An evil looking button.

A freeze ray.

My very own Liger of Tigon (For those stupid people who don't know what a Liger or a Tigon are, look it up).

A Panda.

One of those universal remotes.

A disguise.

A dog for Jetta (My dog).

And of course, world domination.

So, if you would like to get any of these things for me for Chistmaz, feel free. I love free shit!

-S-tor-ay

BAH!

You may have heard (But i doubt) that my so called friend Liam started a blog; http://shortblondeboy.blogspot.com/ Hisattempts at this are laughable! But do not even give him a laugh! For HE is the enemy! We must destroy him!!!! But don't actually hurt anyone in the process!


Your lord and master (In the near future) (especially to Liam.)
STOREY J M K!!!!

Awesome things.

Pandas
Pants
Potatoes
Storey
My music
Snow
Wearing clothing
Not being naked
Being clean
Sigg water bottles
Sple ceek (spell check)
Not being cold
Christmas
Being awesome
Saying awesome
Doing awesome things
Telling people what to do
Socks
Shoes
Some food
Bland food
Christmas songs
Macs
Apple products
Tavvi Bugman
Rolling around on the floor
Not being a cat
Not being eaten by a T-Rex
Not being dead
Not being on fire
Not being a bird
Strawberries
Sharpies
Pie
Powell's
Not having a tail
Not being a monkey
Being the master of the universe
Not being a turtle
OMSI
Dogs
Spinny Chairs
Netflix
Coffee
Duct Tape
Portland OR
Stuff
Lemons only sometimes
Nikon
The Alphabet
Camping
Ducks
Not babies
Not working
Cupcakes
Muffins
Unschooling
VFS
Breathing
Futurama
The Mysterious Benedict Society
Feist
Arrested Development

A few things I will do when I am Master Of The Universe

1. Kill the person or people who invented gusts of wind that mess up my hair.
2. Kill the person or people who invented static electricity
3. Demand my belongings to never get lost.
4. Get a 284GB iPod.
5. Make potato day a national holiday.
6. Get all of the good music (that's why I need a 284GB iPod)
7. Convince NASA to take me into space (So I can laugh at all the stupid planets)
8.Demand the weather not to be so cold.

That is all....so far.

Stupid Things

Mass suicides because of Y2K
Y2K in general . . .
The 2012 phenomenon.
Serial killers..they're not very funny. I like the way they think. I applaud some of them, for like leaving little clues and not being caught. . .that's the only reason it would be fun to be a serial killer. Don't tell anyone. Anyway. I'm not gonna kill anyone. Anyway.
High fructose corn syrup.
Cigarettes.
AIDS.
HIV.
Cancer.
War.
The Bush Administration.
DEATH NOTE. The only reason I want a Death Note is so that I can rule the world.
Fullstupid Dork.
Hannah Montana.
The '80s. The music is really weird.
The '50s.
The Holocaust.
Hitler.
E-coli.
People who don't like Storey--me. Because I am your master.
El Chupacabra.
Virginia.
THE TWILIGHT SERIES.
Vaccines.
Swine flu.
Bleaching your hair.
Vending machines.
Waiting in line.
Wading pools.
Scented markers.
Vomiting.
Soy milk.
Rice milk.
Criminals.
Sports cars.
Taxes.
Canada.
Losing things.

Losing the game.

I can not think of anything else... So yeah...

Themesong take 1

Running down the street really really fast
Pretend wind hits your face
You fly away with your pretend wings made of glue
You are the master of the universe
The master of the universe.

That was really bad...


-Storey..................

Day 2

Sorry, I didn't do anything yesterday or the day before yesterday. I was a little busy. I lost my iPod, which sucks, cause I lost it which is mine and I'm mad. But anyhoo, I have not made any further plans for World Domination. Nothing has happened. It's been pretty uneventful last few days. So all of you following me, please note that I need my themesong, logo and tag line by Monday next week--or I shall disown you.

My Future Resume

--For when I am applying for a part-time job in addition to my position as being the lead singer of The Attractive People and of course, the Master Of The Universe.

Hello, my name is Storey Kerr, though you may have seen my face on one of these everyday items, like such as; a cereal box, shampoo bottle, soup can, milk jug, egg carton, etc.
But do you know about my many accomplishments? No? Well, then let me name a few; 92 Nobel Peace Prizes, 104 Oscars, 303 Emmys and 83 nominations for President of Alaska, Canada, Umerica and America.
I also support many charities such as; No Child Left Behind, Ppl wo Carn't Sple, Dyslexics of America, and Me for Lysol.
But you may still be asking yourself, "How do I become as rich, successful and powerful as Storey?" Well, it's simple; become an icon, a household name, that's how. Tips on success: always brush your teeth with a golden brush, use deodorant that smells like money, dream bigger than big, don't give your money away, and most importantly, always have an assistant, and listen to good music, and say Awesome all the time.
I AM AWESOME AND YOU ARE NOT SO AWESOME BUT I NEED A JOB SO HIRE ME THE FUTURE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE

Day 1

What I ask of you is to get all of your friends reading this and tell them to tell their friends to read this! So before I am M.O.T.U. I will need people to do by bidding, so get on that!
Lastly I will need a logo, a theme song and a good tag line.